Total Medals Earned: 333 (From 62 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,900 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (115/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Perfect in the monster challenge
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/495 points)
Win the race on Cherry Mountain!
Complete Cherry Mountain in under 1 minute 20 seconds!
Win the race on Coastal City!
Race through Coastal City in under 2 minutes 20 seconds!
Beat the race on Neon Good Times!
Blaze through Neon Good Times in under 1:55!
Beat the insane time of 1:12 on Cherry Mountain!
Beat the ridiculous time of 2:10 on Coastal City!
Beat the extreme time of 1:50 on Neon Good Times!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/35 points)
Stop to vibrate :D
Start to vibrate :D
Keep Going!
Play the game another time!
Play for a lot of time!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (80/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/135 points)
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Fully upgrade your armor
Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Buy all hand held weapons at once
Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign
Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/140 points)
Medals Earned: 2/34 (15/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 80/80 (400/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 7/14 (130/370 points)
Your journey is over.
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
There were no survivors.